Picspam: Oh Lordy. You hired Annacone to babysit the kids. HOW COULD I HAVE NOT KNOWN?

Myla Charlene 2

I feel like a pervy paparazzo, but when you write a blog about “tennis” 80% of which is focused on one particular player and his fabulous set of twin mangoes, NOT being a complete and total perve was pretty much out of the question anyway.

Just a picspam, of les mangoes and their “Uncle Paul”, in their matching pink trackies. (OMG OMG OMG *clutches ovaries in pain*)

Myla Charlene 3

Myla Charlene 2

That’s all very well, but where’s DADA?

Myla Charlene

Lounging around waiting to jet out of Miami to Monte Carlo! That’s where! Tough life eh?

Federer Mirka 1

Federer Mirka

Federer Mirka 2

Yo Wogie,

Just because you have complete power to detonate my ovaries at any given time does not mean I AM NOT MAD AT YOU. You shtinkin’ pile of mouldy GOAT cheese.

xx doots

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20 responses to “Picspam: Oh Lordy. You hired Annacone to babysit the kids. HOW COULD I HAVE NOT KNOWN?”

  1. fedfreak says :

    Ah doots thanks for this picspam and for your bloggage in general, never fails to make this fedfan smile. “Keep on doing what you doin”…and stay well ! we need you to balance all the negative shite that is out there about Feddykins.

  2. PJ says :

    *melts over the twins and slobbers over their father*

  3. Nancy says :

    OMG Mouldy GOAT cheese – I love it!

  4. TennisAce says :

    I don’t care if he never wins another match, as long as I get to stare at the Wogie pics all the time. OMFG, Mom, Dad, and Twin Mangoes. Heaven to look at after a long shitty day at work. Feel better Doots

  5. PSP says :

    So sweet!! Thanks, Doots. What a way to start my day with a big smile!🙂

  6. jfK says :

    unf love the one where Rog has his leg up,. Seriously what a perfect life. I wish I were Mirka. Twin mangos are adorbs😀

  7. roadrunnerz says :

    Holy cow…they’re BIG!! Methinks those are going to be two TALL girls! They’re not even two yet!

    And Annacone…bwahahaha. An RF hat on his head and a mango in his arms. Dude, is so whipped.😉

    Pics like these make it hard to frazzle over his matches these days. I just want to see him play for another few years and win the occasional tournament that no one expects him to.

    And Doots…saw on your Twitter that you’ve been sick (I’m still out of the Twitter loop). Hope you’re feeling better!!

  8. jandemom says :

    Paul Annacone, top-flight tennis coach and he’ll tote your kids around, too! Love it!!

    And I love the photo where Mirka’s taking a little nap on Roger; looks like they’re holding hands. It makes me happy that they’re so happy together. Kind of silly, I suppose, but they make me smile.

  9. Katarina_YYZ says :

    awww… they’re all so cute. Paul has already locked on his next two clients. Talk about securing your future! Thanks for this episode of the Swiss Family Federer. Get well soon, Doots!😀

  10. evie says :

    I know it’s wrong to say so, but the paparazzi in the U.S. are so much better than the rest of the world. We only get decent — I mean, wildly intrusive — photos of the family when they’re here. Those girls are just too cute.

  11. Mia says :

    Hah, that is one prohibitively-priced nanny. Or maybe he’s a cheap coach since Fed is able to get him to do double-duty as nanny.

  12. FortuneCookie says :

    Awww at Roger and Mirka🙂 Nice that Mirka’s having a little nap though hehe…
    And as for Uncle/Nanny Paul,that’s pretty cute of him (does he have kids of his own?I can’t say I know much about the Cone),wonder who the woman behind him with mango #2 is?

  13. bwlass says :

    Swiss Family Federer…so cute!!!

  14. Matt Zemek says :

    Doots,

    May your “First Perve Percentage” never drop below 80.🙂

  15. ines says :

    Loving your blog, at least you give the guy a break!

  16. dari says :

    Days later- revisiting. Those kids are really cute. Look at the bum on the one with Paul.
    And they have sizable feet, no?😉
    Just to test my eyes, do we agree the one with paul is the same one that didn’t have on pants a few days ago?

    • jandemom says :

      I’ve revisited, too, dari! The girls are just adorable & I agree with you that the one with Paul looks to be the pants-less one. Seems like her hair’s not quite as all-over curly as her sister’s. So cute!

  17. Myla & Charlene Federer says :

    First things first.

    We don’t like to be called mangoes.

    Now that you understand the first rule, let us go to #2.

    Don’t make fun of uncle Annacone. He is not very good at his primary job, so mom gave him extra work!

    If dad wins another grandslam, Annacone will carry his trophies, not us. (remember the netjets ad, next time he will be the one pulling, assuming ofcourse, dad wins another title or two).

    We are serious folks. Don’t like Djokers. Uncle Nadal is not bad. Slightly bigger but we share a common trait. We put our teeth on anything that looks good and pose for a pi

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